You have served us well. We'll no longer be needing your services.
Now that the major construction is complete, at $72 per billing cycle for two waste containers, we've decided that we can get by with just one container.
So the City of Los Angeles will pick you up tomorrow morning and take you away from our little home.
I asked K which of the two would be relinquished. He said, "the older one, of course. It's old and tired; it's done it's job. Why wouldn't we keep the newer one?"
Did I mention I have a birthday coming up?