Saturday, March 22, 2008
Unfortunately, I don't have a photograph to accompany this post. Not that I could (or should) use it if I did. And the truth is, I've never witnessed this act for myself. But the neighbor across the street says he's seen it in progress and why would he make up something like that?
I don't want to be judgemental - not about her poufy wig that's too blond for her skin tones - not about her overly collagen injected lips that are too poufy for her face - and not about any other surgically enhanced body part that is too poufy to be found in Nature.
On second thought, maybe I am a little judgemental about the lips.
I am definitely concerned about her poor little Yorkshire terrier that I regularly see running alongside, barely keeping up with her as she motors up our hilly street on her pink (yes, pink) Rascal ®.
But I'm not judgemental about her vocation. We haven't all had the same advantages. And those lips have to be reinjected every few months.
Yet, must she practice her trade in front of my house? I don't know how many times this has actually happened, but once is really too often for me. The high retaining walls that flank the steps from the sidewalk as well as the HUGE ficus tree on the parkway offer a safe harbor of privacy for all kinds of unsavory activity. A pack of teenage girls using my front steps as a dark, private spot share a j? Sure! Why not? Except, being teenagers they didn't have the discretion to wait until the middle of the night as did our more mature transgendered friend. I discovered the girls as I came home from work at about 8:00 pm. But it was clear from their surly reaction to my appearance they didn't seem to care what time it was. And since it only happened that once, I'm not going to get worked up over some kids looking for a place to "experiment."
But while I'm not making moral judgments about our local mobility impaired prostitute, I don't want her workin' it in front of my house. NIMFY!
But what are you going to do? Maybe it was a one-time thing. Maybe she's not really a pro after all. Maybe it was a favor for a friend.
Maybe things could be worse.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
June 20th because a) June 21st is K's birthday and what a great birthday present it would be to know that the Big Job is finally done and b) because June 26th is our really BIG ANNIVERSARY and even if we don't get to go away on a nice trip somewhere, what a great anniversary present it would be to know that the Big Job is finally done.
So, what tasks remain?
Walls - The drywallers are finishing up this week on the library, living room, dining room, kitchen, stairway. Then it's on to Priming, Painting, Wainscoting and Moulding for the above rooms.
Other projects include (in not necessarily the right order):
- Installing the whole house fan
- in our possession and ready to go (this weekend?)
- Installing the new fireplace (which we have in our possession)
- Building the fireplace facade
- Creating the new mantel
- Selecting and ordering tile for the fireplace facade
- Tiling the fireplace facade
- Installing the kitchen cabinets (on order)
- Installing tile mural back splash behind the stove (in our possession since about 2004)
- Buying the new stove (and the new dishwasher, the new refrigerator and the new range hood)
- Installing all of the above appliances
- Installing library/living room pocket doors (2)
- Installing kitchen/hallway pocket door (1)
- Installing closet door
- Finding and installing new front door (somewhere in here I'm sure there will be some stripping, sanding, sanding, sanding, staining involved)
- placing glass block in the upper window
- covering banister with veneers and moulding (trust me)
- re-covering treads and risers
- Building bookcases
- Building window seat
- Buying and installing the new hardwood floors
- Hooking up door bell.
I think that's it. Could there possibly be anymore? Probably.
Can it be done in 3 months? Got to be. We're going to have a lot of celebrating to get to.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Though flawed, our 2nd president was a genius in an age of geniuses. His statement, which I've copied below from The Founders' Constitution web site, is not new, and in fact, is so familiar it seems trite. But coming from Mr. Adams, I shall definitely give this sentiment new consideration.
Make me an HBO Superstar
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Hard to see where it's going but here is the freshly drywalled bi-level ceiling light shelf thing.
Apparently, (because K wants to keep the ceilings free from fixtures as much as possible) the whole idea is to cleverly hide lighting fixtures in a shelf around the edges of the ceiling and provide indirect lighting. He plans to install fluorescents and I'm hoping this won't be as annoying as it sounds.
Then, while flipping through old issues of American Bungalow, there I saw it! On page 82 in Issue 53, Spring 2007 of American Bungalow there are pictures of this thing called a light shelf, exactly as K had described it but as I had failed to comprehend. Teri Sue Wolf, the author of the article, describes it as "cantilevered shelves that project from walls and project indirect light on ceilings." According to the author, Frank Lloyd Wright made use of them in his Prairie and Usonian homes.
OK, we'll see how it works out. M may be allowed to make more suggestions after all.
She knows what time it is, but she doesn't know that the top of the ladder is not a step.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
A lot has happened in the past two weeks.
First, the framing passed inspection.
Then , a big stack of drywall was delivered. I think it was 75 - 8 foot sheets.
Then, the big stack of insulation was stuffed into the appropriate places.
Then there were walls! Or at least there were the beginnings of walls.
And today there was taping and mudding !
K thinks we may be done have about 5 or 6 more days of this, then we’ll be ready to move on to the really fun stuff.
If you read a lot of house blogs, you may be thinking to yourself, "there’s something missing here. I’ve learned nothing about the process of this work." I confess. I’m really not good at describing the details of construction. I hope you’re not looking here for any how-to tips. There are plenty of other house blogs for that. If you’re looking to me for construction tips, you’ve got a lot more to worry about that you even know.
K does all the work. In the case of the drywall components, he brought in some nice hardworking men to help him. The framing he did himself. What I do? I think. I shop. I watch a lot of HGTV. Those paint colors won’t select themselves and K has better things to do than drive all over town for the best selection of outlet covers.
But while I don’t know about construction, thanks to our friends at Wikipedia, I now know more than I should about the history of drywall:
"The name drywall derives from its replacement of the lath-and-plaster wall-building method, in which wet plaster was spread over small, wooden formers. In 1916, the United States Gypsum Company invented a 4' x 8'ft sheet of gypsum pressed between sheets of extremely strong paper, which they called "Sheetrock." Despite extensive use at the Chicago World's Fair in 1933–34, it was generally seen as an inferior alternative to lath-and-plaster, and was not quickly adopted. It was adopted during World War II, when the war effort made labor expensive. It was reintroduced in 1952, impelled by the migration to the suburbs of the 1950s and by the cheaper construction methods associated with its use."
Huh! My house was already seven years old before drywall was even invented!
If you need practical information, you can check out:
But still, I think if you’re consulting Wikipedia for construction information, maybe you should hire a professional.
For today’s presidential portrait, let’s honor Woodrow Wilson. The years of his term introduced both drywall and the federal income tax. We all owe him a debt of gratitude.