I swear, all the following pics were taken today, Groundhog Eve.
No matter how long you leave the light-up reindeer on the porch, Santa's not coming back to collect him:
And he's not coming for these guys either:
And what's with this sad former nativity scene depicted in plastic? How is it reduced to a lonely St. Joseph and a single Magus?
Where are the plastic Christ Child and the petro-chemical Mary? What's really bugging me is, where the heck are the other Magi?
Maybe they didn't want to stick around to play basketball?