FAT. Yep, the most dreaded of three-letter words is another side effect of our disastrous economy. I yet again bring you the news you need with this article telling how we're all doomed to put on weight if we try to save money on food. In the U.S., poverty is fattening.
In spite of what should have been obvious to the experts, no one predicted the current collapse. Maybe they were watching the wrong indicators. Maybe they should have been watching me. I've been putting on weight for years.
But I don't blame the economy. I blame remodeling. I blame having a gross kitchen that looked like this for our first 5 years here:
But those were the days of the housing frenzy and the building boom. We weren't the only ones remodeling. Shouldn't we all be overweight already? How much more weight can we gain?
Am I the only one "remodeled" by remodeling?