Friday, June 26, 2009

Here There Be Monsters (Not)

You probably thought I’d fallen off the blogging map. Not exactly.


But I did get a bit out of my habits of blog writing and even my blog reading habit. See, I’ve been tidying up around the house. We’ve actually shown it to people! People being a few close friends. Then after we showed it, we've kind of been living in it. Yep, just living. What a concept. Wah! Wuh!!! How can it be? you say. Wasn’t your house a big, mess of drywall dust and ladders akimbo??? Well yes, it was. Now it’s just a big mess of being lived in. And Friday is our anniversary so it’s not getting tidied up this weekend.

I’ve got to catch up on a lot of blog reading.

Jenni’s been giving ThirteenEleven a break too. But then she broke her silence with exciting news about the source of
all that mid-century pink . Good find, Jenni.

I know that NV has been doing a lot of hard work over at her
D*mn House. I’ve been cheating, peeking at the pictures of the work on the kitchen cabinets. From what I’ve seen, they look pretty good. But I do need to catch up on the narrative. It’s always one d*mn thing or another over there and I really don’t want to miss any of it.

Jayne at
The Kelly House has been busy too, between working and herding cats.

I suppose I could take the Blue Line to Long Beach this weekend and stalk down
LB Tudor at the Long Beach House Restoration Fair.

And I know I owe ModerneMama at
The Beach House a list of 6 uninteresting things that make me happy. Happy? That’s a lot to ask for. Not really a trait I’m known for. But I’m going to do it. I promise. Just not this weekend. Maybe next.

In the meantime, as I write this I’m also catching up on a two week old episode of So You Think You Can Dance. I’ve got stuff to catch up on all over the map.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

An Appetite for Destruction vs. The Curse of Conscience

I won’t name names but somebody in our house
has been scratching the covering off my water hyacinth ottoman.

I love this ottoman. It has such a pleasing shape -


and the interior provides plenty of useful storage for a book, jammies and a set of colored pencils. It is the ideal height for putting on socks and shoes.

But I cannot abide the ratty, clawed edges and the bits and pieces littering the floor.

I recently found this ottoman at my favorite thrift store -

It seems more elegant but taller and the rounded faux-leather top feels a bit less secure for shoe putting on.

I won’t name names but somebody seems quite comfortable on it

while seeming completely not inclined to scratch at it’s woven surface.

Now here’s my real problem. The old one is still perfectly fine (except for the covering). I mean the construction is solid. So now what do I do with it? Pitch it in the trash? Donate it? It would seem like donating trash.
Someone who sews could make a sweet cover for it. I’d like to see its shape in a nice toile.

But I’m not one to do it and I don’t have room for a second ottoman.

Would it even be worth it? It was $50 from the now defunct Linens & Things. Who would bother with re-covering it?

Someone suggested I put it on Craigslist. Maybe. I can't imagine who would want it in it's current condition.
Descended from a long line of people with furniture crowded houses, I find it hard to let go; hard to toss stuff just because I don’t need it anymore or don’t even want anymore. But to get my house where I want it to be, I’ll have to learn to let go.

So one way or another I’ll have to say good bye; even if it means covering the planet with torn up furniture just because some unnamed somebody couldn’t keep her claws to herself.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

L.A. River Flows Through YouTube

Did you know that Coldwell Banker has a channel on YouTube? Interesting enough for those with a house obsession. Not only are there videos about buying and selling homes, but there are also videos about specific neighborhoods and communities.

I looked at it briefly today and found this video about the L.A. River! What a coincidence!

Sunday, May 31, 2009

When Trees Grow in Bad Places - Part II

I hate waking to the sound of chainsaws.

I'm not the only one with a huge ficus tree in front of my house. A home at the end of my block had four city-planted ficus trees. Only two are visible in this picture -

Each was as huge as mine. But these trees were worse. These trees were breaking up the sidewalk.

It's one of the true mysteries of Man and Government that the City of Los Angeles planted so many ficus trees all over the city. While it's undeniable that the trees grow quickly and the mature trees provide abundant shade, the ficus root systems are notoriously hard on sidewalks, breaking through concrete, creating unsightly hazards with considerable cost to repair.

Additionally, they require frequent pruning or their branches interfere with power lines and obstruct visibility to street signs and traffic lights.

Like many things of great beauty, the ficus trees are a high maintenance luxury.

We knew the end was near when we saw the signs pasted on the trees -
Work was begun on cutting through the roots. The trees appeared to be doomed.


According to the sign, they'll be replaced. But these trees are enormous. I doubt if the replacement trees will ever provide the shade these trees give.
I'm sad for the people who live in that house. They'll be left completely unshaded. I'm sad for the rest of us on the street. That house is no beauty. It's rundown, in disrepair. It might even be described as urban blight.

Without the trees, there'll be no hiding from the truth.

The chainsaw massacre began Saturday morning when the crew arrived -




Today this is all that's left -

And the house is completely exposed -

I just hope she isn't looking for her nest -

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Touch the Water

K's latest production opens this weekend. This article appeared in the Los Angeles Downtown News.

I've pasted below-


A River Runs Through Here

Cornerstone Theater Company Makes Bedraggled Waterway the Subject of a New Play
by Richard Guzmán


DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES - It is safe to say that most people would never want to get anywhere near the water in the Los Angeles River.

Lined with concrete and clogged in many places by garbage bags, shopping carts and other debris, the river is viewed by many as an industrial flood channel that washes waste out of the city. Most people know it more for its appearances in films than for being part of nature.

But it was not always a city-long drain. The river was once a wild body of water, rich in wildlife and prone to flooding. It was also the lifeblood for early settlers of the area.

Although it has been paved for more than 50 years, Downtown’s Cornerstone Theater Company is inviting people to bathe in the history of the river, figuratively, with Touch the Water. The original play is part of the company’s four-year series called the Justice Cycle.

“Most people see the river as concrete, as a channel, and don’t even know it has a life. This play brings attention to the nature that does exist in L.A., to the mythic qualities of the river,” said Juliette Carrillo, who is directing the play.

Touch the Water, which runs May 28 to June 21, is not just meant to get people thinking about the river. It will also bring the audience physically closer to the river than most Angelenos ever get.

The play will be performed along the banks of the Glendale Narrows at the Bowtie Parcel in the Rio de Los Angeles State Park, part of Taylor Yard just north of Downtown. It is one of the few parts of the river that is not paved and is abundant with wetlands and wildlife, a much closer representation of what the river once looked like.

“It gives a consciousness that the L.A. River is a real river and it exists,” Carrillo said.

Founded in 1986, the Arts-District-based Cornerstone does both original work and adaptations of classic plays. All are performed by a combination of professional theater personnel and members of a community involved with the subject of a particular play. For Cornerstone, “community” is a loose term. Past productions have utilized everyone from members of a certain religion to a group of bus drivers to people who share a birthday.

Touch the Water centers on the theme of the environment. It follows previous Justice Cycle plays about immigration, reproductive rights and criminal justice.

“The idea is to explore how laws shape and disrupt communities, and there are many issues involving the river,” Carrillo said. “It’s a controversial issue with different views about where the river is going next.”

Flowing Story

According to the nonprofit advocacy group Friends of the Los Angeles River, the history of the waterway stretches back almost 3,000 years, to when the Gabrielino-Tongva tribe settled along the river in 800 B.C.

In more modern times it had different uses. It served as the main source of drinking water for the city from 1781 to 1913, when the L.A. Aqueduct was built and began importing water from the Owens River. After a series of floods in the mid-1930s killed 85 people and caused $23 million worth of damage, a large portion of the 51-mile river was paved over by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.

Playwright Julie Hébert spent 18 months interviewing people connected to the river. Some live along its path, while others are enthusiasts who want to see a return to a more natural waterway. She also spoke with city officials working on a $2 billion revitalization plan that aims to clean and green 32 miles of the river, add bike paths and restore some of the ecosystem.

The play tells the story of the paved river through the lives of people who live along its banks, as well as the animals and greenery that have struggled along its shoreline. The plot centers around a character named Luis Otcho-o Authemont, who has just been released from prison for killing a teen at the river (inspired by an actual killing at the river years ago, Hébert said). Authemont’s mother’s house is being razed by the greening of the river, which involves placing filters underground to clean the rainwater before it is released into the river.

“The bigger story is, he represents the river, he’s wounded, he’s scared, he’s sinned,” Hebert said. “Metaphorically that character represents the river which has flooded and killed people. The river has been put in jail essentially by being paved and now we’re talking about letting the river out of jail and the river is still dangerous, so how do we figure that out?”

Along the way there are stories about animals, a wayward sea turtle, a hardheaded biologist and the ghost of a girl who drowned at the river.

Experts and Actors

Along with the professional actors, community members in the play include Lewis MacAdams, founder of Friends of the Los Angeles River, and Joe Linton, a river activist and author of the guidebook Down by the Los Angeles River.

Linton was originally a consultant on the project, but was invited by Hébert to join the cast. He plays Joe Swift, an idealist and hardheaded Army Corps of Engineers biologist.

Linton said the play, although mostly fictional, captures the personalities of many of the people involved with the river.

“People who live in the river-adjacent community will see their lives and issues in the play. They’re intertwined in the storyline,” he said. “Hopefully this will give people a little more understanding of the river and hopefully also identify with stories of what happens in neighborhoods, since the river runs through a lot of underserved neighborhoods that are neglected.”

Although passionate about the river, acting was a whole new experience for Linton. But with the river itself as the background and the enthusiasm of the performers, the play is sure to connect with the audience, Carrillo said.

“It’s a delightful cast and they’re really committed to the work, and with their commitment to the river, and the river behind them, it’s very powerful.”

Touch the Water runs May 28-June 21 at the Bowtie Parcel in the Rio de Los Angeles State Park, 2800 Casitas Ave. Tickets at (213) 613-1700 ext. 37 or cornerstonetheater.org. Tickets are pay what you can.



If you're in the area, try to catch it. When will you have another chance to see live theatre along the LA river? It's pay what you can. It runs for three weeks. You really have no excuse. To reserve tickets, click below -

Friday, May 29, 2009

Joseph and Balthazar Are Gone!

They're gone! They’re finally gone!

He's gone -


And he's gone -


Leaving behind only their previously unnoticed camel -

Now that they're gone, I kind of miss them. I never got to say shalom.

Where did they go? Were they finally taken in? If they were taken in, why would they leave the camel behind?

Were they stolen? Who needs that kind of karma?

Worse yet, did the homeowner see my blog (but forgot about the camel; I'd never photographed it before now.)

Even worse yet, did the homeowners see me taking photos? Did they think I was from the Stasi or the Lawn Ornament Police? Are they cowering in the dark, waiting for that knock on the door?

Will there be finger-pointing when they realize the camel is still out there, in full view of the Authorities?

So now, what do I do about these smiling jacks?



Thursday, May 28, 2009

We're Doomed!

Did anyone else catch this story on climate change: US Wants to Paint the World White to Save Energy?

The meat of it is
"US Energy Secretary Steven Chu said Tuesday the Obama administration wanted to paint roofs an energy-reflecting white, as he took part in a climate change symposium in London.

The Nobel laureate in physics called for a "new revolution" in energy generation to cut greenhouse gas emissions."


Would you ever do this? This may be fine for new construction. Maybe it should be legally mandated for all new construction. That would be fine with me. But I'm not painting my rooftop white. Hypocritical? Maybe. But my house is a hundred years old this year and a) aesthetically, it was never meant to have a white roof top and b) by buying a house of that age instead of a new house in the sprawl, I figure I've already done a huge service to the cause.

Perhaps Mr. Chu should focus on the cattle industry. Greenhouse gases, deforestation, contamination of ground water - the cattle industry is a major source of all.

Allow me to saddle up my high horse for a moment. I haven't eaten meat in 21 years; I don't have an SUV; I don't have a swimming pool or a huge lawn or a yard littered with Fisher-Price toys.

I don't even cut down trees for Christmas (or have a plastic one).

But I'm not going to paint my roof white. That's where I draw the line.

OK, I confess. I do take longish showers and a I don't take public transportation. In a different city I might. But not in this one.

And I'm not painting my roof white.

But it's like I always say about going to opera - "If people like us don't do it, who will?"
We can say what we want, but we're not prepared to do what it takes to save the planet. We're just not. You're fooling yourself if you think you are. Seriously. It would mean living like the Amish or LDS Fundamentalists (except without the plural marriage part).

I don't mean to be a downer, but . . . I wouldn't stock up on any wool sweaters, even on sale.

Side note: I remember in my childhood there were houses with white roofs and sparkly white rocks all over the roof tops. My elementary school may have had that treatment. What was that all about? Are those houses still around? Was that the one futuristic '60s look that may actually be part of our future?